Life

Something I Don't Have, That your Parents Give You.

Me: Mom Your Bad At Jokes.
Mom: I Gave You Life!

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019

Life

What God gave you

Enjoy your life... not lyfe no one will pick you up.

by WhyUTakeMeName;-; September 30, 2017

Life

A whole lot of rules with not many people following them.

Bill: "How does he get away with it?"
Joe: "That's life! A whole lot of rules with not many people following them."

by MedicalDirector September 24, 2014

life

Something you don't have because u suck

my life:*insert picture of something exploding*}

by that one person that somebody May 24, 2018

Life

Is a b*tch, and then you die.

"Life's a b*tch, and then you die. Try to make it easier for yourself. Pimp that b*tch and make her your h0e."

by dboyish408 July 26, 2009

life

what you need

kid 1: hey, look at this silly definition for "tingting"!

kid 2: hey, you need a life.

by facebook_stalker May 3, 2009

Life

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

If you're reading this you're experiencing life, and the only alternative is death.

by Tooliteral October 13, 2009