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your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody
John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?
by john May 13, 2005
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your mom

1. A part of the progrssion of insults. works best with "a whore"
2. Your female caretaker
Guy 1: its such a stupid movie.
Guy 2: your a stupid movie!
guy 1: your face is a stupid movie!
guy 2: your moms a stupid movie!
guy 1: your moms a whore.
guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!!

guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man?
guy 2: i have to get off your mom first
random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!
by your moms face! December 22, 2004
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Sugar Momming

In a lesbian relationship when both women make a lot of money so they throw dollars at each other while having sex.
Wow, she is sugar momming so hard, she throwing hundreds around the bedroom.
by BHN Queen January 5, 2021
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Psuedo Mom

A selfless individual who takes semi-abandoned/ emotionally raw teenagers under their wing as a temporary or permanent non-biologically related parent. Though, almost constantly it feels as if they could be your parent.Examples of activities that happen between your and pseudo mom: Boba ball fights, exchanging of music, staying weeks at a time at her house, finding her dogs in the rain while singing "i'm singing in the rain", Talking comfortably about sex,and sobbing like two babies when she moves to the next city. Psuedo moms are almost alway cooler, younger, and more understanding than biological parents. Most of the time you will leave your house go to your psuedo mom, and be home
"so nice to meet you Alexandra, and this must be your daughter!"

"nope, i'm her psuedo mom!"
by Littlest.Estes October 22, 2012
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yur mom

by Matashi 711 October 1, 2018
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Your Mom

She gay fam
Person 1: i'm gonna say the n word
Person 2: your mom gay
person 1: i don't feel so good

below is a gif of your mom and her sister.
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake May 26, 2019
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your mom

An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.
Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...
by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005
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