monkey kiss

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...

by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008

Kiss of the dragon

The dipping of a penis into a shot of alcohol prior to consuming it.

Hey Chris, my tip kinda burns from that kiss of the dragon!

You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.

by Somar Niarb July 18, 2010

aussie kiss

cunnilingus (the act of touching a woman's sex organs with the mouth and tongue in order to give sexual pleasure)

Etymology: Aussie kiss is similar to French kiss but from down under
"down under" refers to AUSTRALIA and New Zealand

"I Aussie kissed her for some ten minutes before actually pushing my fucking cock into her hole."

by HKSJ May 31, 2006

Shabby Kiss

When you kiss someone and they puke.

Fat boy opened his gob and dropped a Shabby Kiss

by Meester Spud August 27, 2008

Submarine kiss

when a male receives oral sex whilst the penis and lower body is submerged in water. the one giving the oral sex must be completely submerged while giving oral sex for it to qualify as a submarine kiss

swimming pools are a useful location to conduct a successful submarine kiss

by Water man May 11, 2014

Virtual kiss

To kiss through a screen because you’re a thirsty bitch

Bethany: what’s Jenny doing?

Karen: oh, she’s giving chad a virtual kiss

by Ohmygodiwannadie December 31, 2019

Honeydew Kisses

The act of two men with eretions with precum on the tips touching the dickheads together.

Bro I can’t wait to get drunk and get some honeydew kisses from you tonight.

by Notsogaylovers August 29, 2021