A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
Get the Schoolmug. by CrystalKid November 23, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. The place where people ages five-eighteen (and occasionally higher ages) are sent to be publically humiliated, beat up, and fed cardboard.
Noun
Other words related to school are; hell harrowing detestable foul abhorrent vile insufferable odious
Noun
Other words related to school are; hell harrowing detestable foul abhorrent vile insufferable odious
by TeenCoffeeAddict October 14, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. a place where you can't exactly be yourself and people have to judge you. that place is like a jail. a place where you're forced to raise your hand to literally do ANYTHING or you get in trouble.. and also the reason why my depression & anxiety started. the sad thing is, it increases as you get older.
me: *gets bullied*
*bell rings*
*goes to class and sits down*
me: t-teacher i-i-i got-
teacher: will you raise your hand when you speak?? this is a school, NOT A MALL.
me: but i got-
teacher: that's it.. OUT.
me: *whispers* man.. school really sucks :/
*bell rings*
*goes to class and sits down*
me: t-teacher i-i-i got-
teacher: will you raise your hand when you speak?? this is a school, NOT A MALL.
me: but i got-
teacher: that's it.. OUT.
me: *whispers* man.. school really sucks :/
by none of your business hun July 4, 2019
Get the schoolmug. A complete waste of time.
A system for education that still uses methods from the Industrial Revolution to make hard-working, mindless, apparatchiks (People with no independent thoughts). Teaches information that at least 80% of them will never be used. Stays in the past and tortures students by making them work harder than an adult who works part-time, by spending their mornings for no practical reason and giving them more work for the afternoon so they get ready for the next, boring day.
The old people who rule schools think in the past and are afraid of computers. They don't really allow fun, they want every student to be successful in selected subjects that won't help them with life and are okay with seeing people lose the best years of their life. The teachers, on the other hand, some of them hope for a better future and do nothing to change it, others are proud of leading youngsters to nowhere, and other exceptions like to help students have fun and enjoy life while learning the useless preset things they were assigned to teach.
School also doesn't help children find their passion. In fact, as the school was made almost 300 years ago, without really wanting to do so, prevents them from being original and doing what they love. As school wants us to remember what useless thing we should have learned during the morning, it prevents us from doing freely what makes them happy and calm.
A system for education that still uses methods from the Industrial Revolution to make hard-working, mindless, apparatchiks (People with no independent thoughts). Teaches information that at least 80% of them will never be used. Stays in the past and tortures students by making them work harder than an adult who works part-time, by spending their mornings for no practical reason and giving them more work for the afternoon so they get ready for the next, boring day.
The old people who rule schools think in the past and are afraid of computers. They don't really allow fun, they want every student to be successful in selected subjects that won't help them with life and are okay with seeing people lose the best years of their life. The teachers, on the other hand, some of them hope for a better future and do nothing to change it, others are proud of leading youngsters to nowhere, and other exceptions like to help students have fun and enjoy life while learning the useless preset things they were assigned to teach.
School also doesn't help children find their passion. In fact, as the school was made almost 300 years ago, without really wanting to do so, prevents them from being original and doing what they love. As school wants us to remember what useless thing we should have learned during the morning, it prevents us from doing freely what makes them happy and calm.
by Grammar's Synonym Roll July 21, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. A place that is supposed to help you learn but instead stamps out natural curiousity. Where they say they want you to learn think critically. However, most of the time, they expect you to sit at a desk and come up with the same answers and ideas as everyone else. But they do want you to think critically, just only when the curriculum calls for it. The rest of the time, any critical thinking is regarded a off topic or just plain rude.
Though the point of school is to prepare people for life, school does not do this.
Though the point of school is to prepare people for life, school does not do this.
by Hope this name isn't taken July 2, 2019
Get the Schoolmug.