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Sara's Law

Before you have sex with a guy, you need to moan his name in front of your friends to see if his name is moanable.
Omg Thaddeus does NOT pass Sara's Law.
by theyouknowthething January 28, 2022
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Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.
Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law
by THOR'I'AM October 5, 2017
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ex-laws

The people who were your in-laws before your divorce.
Ten years after her divorce, she still visits her ex-laws in Croatia.
by Edgy Cathy January 25, 2009
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Band-in-law

Musicians who are related to each other by band membership.
Despite never performing in the same Rolling Stones lineup, Mick Taylor and Ron Wood are band-in-laws.
by Cutters79 September 4, 2011
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Dookie's Law

The inevitability of mention of the band Green Day whenever a conversation about punk rock takes place. Usually derogatory towards the band.
"You know who's NOT punk? f&$king Green Day! They're such posers! They're such sellouts!"

"OO--Dookie's Law!"
by theeTSM May 27, 2014
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Hanham's Law

Hanham's law states that defecation for males is only complete following:
1. Colon is purged of all fecal matter
2. Following the purging of the colon, a small volume of urine is passed. This is due to the prostate no longer exerting pressure on the urinary tract as when the colon was full.
Failure to wait for the completion of step 2 can result in rectal discomfort, small bits of urine in the one's underwear, and the general feeling of an unsuccessful poo.
Following a particularly hasty poo, Kevin felt tension and discomfort in his rectum throughout the entire meeting because he forgot to follow Hanham's law.
by tickles mcgee July 16, 2013
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Deagle's Law

The Law stats that you can prove anything using the prinicples of physics.
I used Deagle's Law on everything and all I got was 10/40 on the test.
by Hot&Fluffy January 28, 2009
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