Spitting Eggs

saying nonsense

Person 1: I rode a ant to the moon
Person 2: You're spitting eggs bro

by Don'tAsk393939393 March 23, 2021

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Fried Egg

A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.

Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.

"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."

"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."

by J92 September 15, 2016

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creme egg

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim

"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"

by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019

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When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually

the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.

Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"

by Sheeeeeeenooo October 29, 2019

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Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.

by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017

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