Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.

Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"

by Tebsin September 19, 2010

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.

“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

Donkey Principle

The well-established, but long forgotten, rule of law that you will honour your obligations and treat your counterparty to a deal with the level of deference and respect due to them as though they had a compromising photograph of you with a donkey.

Tim: Hey Vinnie, how'd you go getting out of that crap million dollar deal you'd struck with KK?

Vinnie: No good mate, I forgot about the Donkey Principle and I had to suck it up and pay him his loot.

by Old Word Boss April 26, 2022

The tail is on the donkey

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.

"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce

by The Lilmeister October 15, 2011

donkey kongo

When you have sex with a girl missionary style and before the point of climax, you slap her tits like your playing the kongo drums

dude i beat on monicas tits last nite like donkey kongo

by brak o bick May 25, 2011

Donkey Style

Similar to doggy style in form but when the man is hung like an equine animal.

I was looking forward to doggy style but when I took of his pants, I realized I was getting donkey style. I couldn't walk right for a week.

by Explosive Jim August 31, 2017

donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate

Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.

by Danikinssss January 6, 2021