A term used to define girls who are very flaky (like breakfast cereal); A group of girls who always make plans but never follow through.
by ClickClackRat January 3, 2015
Get the Breakfast Hoesmug. function: adjective
etymology: SouthEastern United States; contemptuous word for a woman of low moral character and hygiene
usually disparaging: 1)a malodorous woman indiscriminently engaging in sexual intercourse of all kinds with multiple partners.
2)A woman who neglects proplerly cleaning her vagina prior to sexual intercourse
3)A woman with a foul mouth and bad attitude.
etymology: SouthEastern United States; contemptuous word for a woman of low moral character and hygiene
usually disparaging: 1)a malodorous woman indiscriminently engaging in sexual intercourse of all kinds with multiple partners.
2)A woman who neglects proplerly cleaning her vagina prior to sexual intercourse
3)A woman with a foul mouth and bad attitude.
(a) Amber was a real stank hoe lastnight. She was banging Johnny in the club, ditched him and went home with Larry, and didn't even shower before coming to church this morning!
(b) Did you smell that funky bitch!?! That stank hoe needs to take a bath.
(c) Oh, NO-SHE-DID-NOT!!! That stank hoe did not just say that to me!
(b) Did you smell that funky bitch!?! That stank hoe needs to take a bath.
(c) Oh, NO-SHE-DID-NOT!!! That stank hoe did not just say that to me!
by byron225 August 25, 2006
Get the Stank Hoemug. This is a definition of a girl or boy who has all mouth but ain’t got no hands and just talks about people and then when it’s time to fight the are to scared to fight so they go and snitch aka made by girl from whms
by Whmstea March 16, 2019
Get the Scary hoemug. A girl that is two faced,cheap, dirty, everyone has had one and only good for one thing when u flip them you are either getting head or tail.
Brandon : "Man I slept with Monicha last night."
Cecil : "For real man you know she a penny hoe everyone has gotten head from her better get tested."
Cecil : "For real man you know she a penny hoe everyone has gotten head from her better get tested."
by BME_CEO September 22, 2010
Get the Penny Hoemug. by Lexi🔮 December 1, 2018
Get the Hoe chickenmug. The type of girl who runs a letterboxd account and loves A24 a little too much. She wears mostly black and red. Her favourite type of movies is probably thriller or horror. She is almost always in a pair of doc martens and loves zodiac signs. This girl WILL suck your dick if you watch Hereditary with her. She also definitely has daddy issues. Watch out for this girl because she is also probably into some freaky shit, hence the hoe part. (also most likely a part of wicca or a satanic cult)
Damn last night i met this girl who was a total film hoe. She wanted to netflix and chill but, she made us watch The Shining i ended up too scared to fuck and she was so into it i thought she was gonna kill me.
by A24hoe October 13, 2018
Get the film hoemug. A.K.A: Hoetector
Some absolutely clueless soul that wrangles a hoe, slam pig, or cock tease into coming to a gathering and commits the atrocity of following her around constantly just to insure that she doesn't slam some other dude(s).
In order to be labeled a Hoe Protector you must fulfill the minimum requirements:
1.) The girl must be a documented hoe, either by previous personal knowledge or the fact that she has already open mouth kissed at least 4 dudes in the previous hour.
2.) There must be an inherent "creep" factor associated with the guy including, but not limited to; following or shadowing, constant staring, hover hands, forced seclusion, cock blocking, and bathroom guarding.
3.) (Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree only, see below) The guy constantly talks shit about the other dudes at the party in an attempt to make himself the number one draft pick for the hoe. (Seriously, who clipped your balls?)
Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree is a capital offense and if convicted in court, the defendant must admit his Hoe Protector status to both the offended parties and the hoe itself. If the defendant commits multiple counts of Hoe Protections over time, he can be labeled as a level 3 Hoe Protector and must notify all neighbors within a quarter mile radius of his level 3 status.
Some absolutely clueless soul that wrangles a hoe, slam pig, or cock tease into coming to a gathering and commits the atrocity of following her around constantly just to insure that she doesn't slam some other dude(s).
In order to be labeled a Hoe Protector you must fulfill the minimum requirements:
1.) The girl must be a documented hoe, either by previous personal knowledge or the fact that she has already open mouth kissed at least 4 dudes in the previous hour.
2.) There must be an inherent "creep" factor associated with the guy including, but not limited to; following or shadowing, constant staring, hover hands, forced seclusion, cock blocking, and bathroom guarding.
3.) (Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree only, see below) The guy constantly talks shit about the other dudes at the party in an attempt to make himself the number one draft pick for the hoe. (Seriously, who clipped your balls?)
Hoe Protection to the 5th Degree is a capital offense and if convicted in court, the defendant must admit his Hoe Protector status to both the offended parties and the hoe itself. If the defendant commits multiple counts of Hoe Protections over time, he can be labeled as a level 3 Hoe Protector and must notify all neighbors within a quarter mile radius of his level 3 status.
Mike: Whose that chick that Leo brought over? Is he slamming that?
Harry: Nothing special, shes just some pig fresh out of the pen. He wants to slam it, but hes too busy being a Hoe Protector to every dude that looks at her to win that battle.
Harry: Nothing special, shes just some pig fresh out of the pen. He wants to slam it, but hes too busy being a Hoe Protector to every dude that looks at her to win that battle.
by Chauncellor April 9, 2012
Get the Hoe Protectormug.