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pimp windows

Vehicle windows (as in a pimpmobile) which are so heavily tinted that they are almost opaque.
It's impossible to see what Joe and his girlfriend are doing in his car cause of his pimp windows...
by wordshark November 6, 2007
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syph-pimp

A pimp whose hoes have the syph. He purposely sells his hoes to people, with the weird infatuation of syph dominating the female vaginas and male pee-pee's of all people. Though ironically he does NOT have the syph.
my wife cheated on me the other night so i called the syph-pimp to hook me up with a hoe. Me and my wife are back together but that bitch wont cheat again...SHE GOTS DA SYPH!!
by Alleybabii February 23, 2008
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Pimp Stack

Getting paid or coming into a large amount of money whether by legal or nefarious means.
"Yo man I just got my pimp stack today so we're going out tonight !"
by Patrick Wilde December 21, 2008
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pimp baby

A younger sibling who is extremely successful in dating (usually more successful than older siblings).
Older sibling: Hey Pimp Baby! That's one hot ass of a girlfriend you've got.
Pimp Baby: Nah, that's just a girl I'm talking to.
by LinguisticsGeek November 13, 2013
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Liquor Pimp

A Girl who's only intention of talking to you at a Club is to get free drinks.
when a girl wants you to constantly buy her drinks so she keeps talking to you at a club. you would consider this girl to be a Liquor Pimp
by bonkersGT3 September 22, 2011
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Dr. PIMP

1. The drink you get from mixing Dr. Pepper and whiskey especially Jack Daniels.
2. Anything as awsome as the drink deskribed above.
1. I had some Dr. PIMP it was Dr. Pimp.
by DRPIMP April 6, 2010
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PIMP STATUS

When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)

Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"

Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.

By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
by KING PIMP'N MR. MOORE April 13, 2010
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