Joe Schmeckles

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Pull a schmicky

When you get loaded and go home to beat your wife

At the divorce hearing Marks wife said he constantly would pull a schmicky on her

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The person telling you this wants you to go fuck yourself.

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The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

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The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his pubic hair.

Sally gave me the ol' nebraskan corn schucker the other day and now I have a rash.

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The act of giving a man a handjob while simultaneously ripping out his public hair.

The ithe day Sally gave me the ol Nebraskan Corn Schucker, and now I have a rash.

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