Salty Asshole

A salt rimmed shot thats three parts whiskey and one part guinness. First you lick the entire rim or "toss the salad" then you pound that salty asshole. First developed at FabCon 2011 as a shot that no one wants. But, by mistake, turned out to be not that bad. The salt really helps the rest of the asshole go down. It's a perfect shot for anyone who daring to take it.

Customer: hey I'm in the mood to try something new and daring
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?

by GViolet November 22, 2011

Salty Swallow

Putting five saltine crackers in your mouth and then performing oral sex to a male or female.

"Wow Frank that was a wild night! I can't believe she gave me a salty swallow!"

by French Plochman September 24, 2009

salty cracker

Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.

Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.

by Graeme_W June 11, 2006

salty slug

A salty slug is a sexual act which involves the use of cocaine. It is performed by making a "line" on a penis and then a woman proceeds with giving the male a blowjob while trying to snort as much cocaine as possible.

Guy 1: You do anything freaky lately?

Guy 2: Yeah, I had this bag of coke and let this chick give me a salty slug!

by Phillip Kaltenbach June 17, 2006

Salty Sandman

When you are getting head, pull out at the last second, and cum in her eyes. With the cum still fresh, you immediately hit her in the side of the head, rendering the bitch unconscious. When she wakes up she wont be able to open her eyes because the dried semen will have cemented them shut.

Did you hear last night Bobby gave that Elise slut a salty sandman? The blind bitch was stumbling around like Helen Keller.

by Tommy Gufano March 4, 2009

you're salty

When one (useually a girl) is upset or cranky.

I.E.- ohh you're a little salty!
I.E.- ohh she's a little salty!
I.E.- ohh you're salty!

by Bos-brad February 28, 2014

salty daddy

an older guy who dates younger women based on his social status and not his finances

B. is 35 and broke, and and he's dating that hot 23 year old. He's her salty daddy.

by ammutbite August 21, 2011