vacation sponsored by mother nature

another way of saying you are on your cycle/period/menstruating

I can't have sex with you tonight....i'm on my vacation sponsored by mother nature.

by allgr8 February 3, 2010

Flag

Get the vacation sponsored by mother nature mug.

crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017

Flag

Get the crimes against nature mug.

nature bath

When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.

Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*

by Nickidewbear December 4, 2020

Flag

Get the nature bath mug.

Nature's Suppressor

The hair in the crack of your arse.

'I just farted, but nobody heard it thanks to nature's suppressor'.

by Chazmundo December 23, 2024

Flag

Get the Nature's Suppressor mug.

Natural

Real.

The bubbly girl tried too hard to be something she wasn't, an extrovert. She wasn't her natural self, and people knew it. There was already enough bullshit in people's everyday lives without them being fucked with, but her imitation of extroverts only added a bunch of pointless hype, drama, and conflict like a helicopter pouring kerosene on a wildfire thinking that would make things better. People could really do without her bullshit, whether they knew it or not.

by Solid Mantis December 17, 2020

Flag