Dutch Diving

The act of diving into ones septic tank (usually your crush), mouth wide open to make sure you capture whatever waste of your choosing. This includes; period blood, shit, piss, and semen.

I’m going Dutch Diving with my friends later today, going for mainly the shit.

by Jimothy Tingles March 15, 2024

Olympic Diving

2 china men tumble into your asshole and you rate up as many fingers as you see fit

Nicholia: "I was caught olympic diving and she raised 8.5"

Scottie: "I just upgraded my base..."

by FromDust April 15, 2023

Dive-hug

To continuously dive forward into a hug.

I dive-hugged my boyfriend while he was sleeping.

by h0shigata May 20, 2014

Calendar diving

Using shared Outlook calendars to snoop on co-workers or your manager.

Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.

by Beaten down software developer October 16, 2008

"No!" Dive

A cinema and TV cliché that started in the 80's, lasted for about a decade and was used in several movies. A main character would dive over the floor pretty much impossibly, always shown in slow motion while shouting "Nooooooo!!" to prevent a catastrophe from occurring.

Even if there was a reason to perform a "No!" Dive, because something that bad was about to happen, it's impossible to do and also too cliché, it's not 1990 anymore.

by Shoe-brush June 19, 2022

Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 17, 2024