Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

crank

an act of theft or a form of action

theft: Im about to go to Walmart and crank all they dvds

action: Im bout to go home and crank a shower

by drehaynes September 4, 2010

Crack crank

Shoving crack down nicenuts throat

me crack crank nice nuts throat

by Not Ben Shapiro April 8, 2020

Crank

Slang term for a man's penis

Hey Shaun, is your crank still dripping that green shit???

by The Macho Man March 12, 2018

Crank

Northern slang for friend , pal , acquaintance

“You alright crank?”

by Jobandknock June 6, 2018

coochie crank

When they crank them forceps up during a Pap smear.

That coochie crank is awkward as hell.

by DeerWatson August 10, 2023