Blue Beard

A term used in the TV show Hannibal; used to descriibe someone that not only has one partner, but kills one after another.

"if i was bluebeard's wife, i would have preferred to be his last"
"bro ted bundy was def blue beard-ing" "Ya as if"

by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021

stank beard

Having a beard or goatee that smells like an ashtray after smoking cigarettes.

Can you PLEASE go wash your face when you finish that cigarette, because I can smell your stank beard already?!

by johnnah75 April 28, 2015

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009

Anti-Beard

When have beard, then get a tan. Then shave u'r beard leaving a patch of skin that is untanned.

Ed- I just came back from Ibiza and i got really bad anti-beard.

by That Dude99 November 8, 2009

Shanghai Beard

When a woman has very small hairs on her chin.

"My sister plucked my Shanghai Beard at the Saturday market"

"Munch my Shang"

by Clarence Jud June 8, 2017

Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way

D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard

by Captain Dale July 30, 2011

gee beard

A Goofy looking and or a goofy acting person.

U r such a Gee beard

by kbeard February 8, 2007