Tard strong

Someone with incredible strength. Likened to a retard who is unaware of thier strength.

I cannot believe you moved that by yourself! You are like tard strong or something!

by savannahdanniel December 9, 2008

Dead-Tarded

When people are so stupid they might as well be dead. They usaully have the IQ of a dead cat, they look like a deformed dog, and they cant be trusted!

"I heard Jims coming. Aw man that dude is dead-tarded!

by SlimTyler May 7, 2010

STAR-tard

Someone who seems to be relatively unintelligent (low GPA), but does above average on the STAR (Standardized Testing And Reporting) tests every year in the spring.

Person 1: Did Chris show you his STAR scores?
Person 2: Yea... I don't understand how he gets such bad grades but totally owns those tests...
Chris: It's because I'm a STAR-tard..

by Chrizzizzipppi April 24, 2008

c-tard

a retard
a really stupid person who did something stupid

bob: *drops plates*
james: BOB YOU ACTUAL C-TARD!

by thequiteamazingdead January 6, 2019

tard spotting

the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.

taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"

by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011

card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010

tard speed

approximately 52 mph

"That fat kid saw an open cup of cake frosting at the end of the isle, so he ran nearly at tard speed to get it!"

by LongDONGsilber January 22, 2014