Grandma at the senior home enjoyed Old 69 with Grandpa Cal although Grandpa Cal broke his hip again.
by BillyTheBob69 November 5, 2016
Get the Old 69mug. When one is in the 69 position and the first party discovers that the second party is menstruating, the first party becomes alarmed and jerks, forcing either their phallus and/or pubic mound into the second parties' nose/mouth; thereby causing a nosebleed/bloody lip.
You ever try a Heinz 69? Quite enjoyable once you get past the fact of what is really happening...but a man always knows he's gotta finish.
by Ynarman July 12, 2010
Get the Heinz 69mug. by keonin June 20, 2008
Get the super 69mug. by zanderkisser August 2, 2021
Get the buttfart.69mug. Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.
The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!
Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation
by TractorJacked November 5, 2022
Get the Pretendo 69mug. by Mythicburger December 11, 2019
Get the Takeshi 69mug. by Tristan reads the dictionary February 1, 2022
Get the poop 69mug.