Take a gay dump on me

Similar to "Take a dump on me". Although instead of having someone's bowels emptied upon you, a homosexual (gay) person is referenced therefore adding the effect of the situation being even worse than when a normal dump has been taken on you.

Larson: Man my girlfriend and I had a huge fight last night and broke up.
Ben: Really? My girlfriend and I 69'd and then 96'd all night long.
Larson: Take a gay dump on me!
Benjamin: When and where?

by BKx69xDropScopes February 19, 2011

National Gay Brother Day

April 25th, The day of the year where you celebrate your gay brother(s) and brother-in-law(s)

Mom: are you going to wish your brother a happy National Gay Brother day? It was difficult for him to come out so we should celebrate for him.

Me: Yes I will wish him a happy National Gay Brother Day

by Queers-R-Us April 24, 2022

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

Circ De Sole Gay

An amazing trick involving 20 gay men and 5 bar stools. A bar stool is turned up side down and set on the ground. 4 gays sit on the legs. Then each of them hold an up side down bar stool with four gays sitting on each leg. The result is 20 gay men all with bar stool legs up their asses towering in the air.

I went to the drag show last night and saw the most perfectly executed Circ De Sole Gay.

by mk3001 July 25, 2011

double dick gay juke

a juke so complete that you cannot escape it. As you move away to avoid a first juke, a second one comes at you from the other side and you find yourself stuck in a double dick gay juke. can be used in many different situations.

guy1: so i got yelled at work to change my days around so we could go watch that show, and she tells me shes going with someone else...
guy2: bro, you got double dick gay juked

by raph852 December 16, 2008

Straight-Gay Best Friend

A straight-gay best friend is a person who is straight, yet they have stereotypical gay-like qualities. They are attracted to the opposite sex, and can sometimes be vulgar, but they are usually sensitive and understanding. They struggle with being gay and straight at the same time, without being by-sexual. They enjoy throwing large objects, yet at the same time they are talented at shopping, especially for dresses.

Person 1: "How did you find that dress?"
Person 2: "My Straight-Gay Best Friend found it for me!"
Person 1: "Oh my God it looks great!"
*Girly Screams and Giggles*

by People Against Pokes December 14, 2010

Gay Naked Pose Off

A contest among a group of men meant to determine which is the most gay. It starts with all of the participants stripping naked and standing in a circle facing each other. Each of them then takes turns striking body-building poses.

The contest continues until at least one of the participants gets an erection. The first to get an erection is thus assumed to be turned on by the group of naked men striking poses, and therefore deemed to be the most gay.

Nick: Hey, I'm bored.

Shawn: Me too.

Rick: Let's have a gay naked pose off!!! :-)

by Bronies4Eva227 September 19, 2011