Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

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Bag buzzard

A person who's life revolves around getting that next dope sack.

That bag buzzard not leaving the house until she gets that sack of dope!

by Jonathan Kash September 30, 2023

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When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

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Possible bag

Survival kit contains items that allow the possiblity of survival in minimalist conditions such as in the wilderness or after a natural disaster.

Nate never went into the woods without his possible bag.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021

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no bags friday

When you don't bring a bag to work on a Friday because you are going out for Friday night drinks and don't want to leave your bag at the bar because you're too shitfaced

"Yeah I'm down for Friday night drinks"
"Sweet, don't forget, no bags Friday"

by Jacko012 June 4, 2018

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