Vintage White Pussy ("VWP")

1. (Noun) A physically-attractive woman of Caucasian descent and wealthy financial background;

2. (Adj.) Of or bearing the classical physical likeness and/or elegance to legendary actress Grace Kelly;

3. (Adj.) A person with classical fashion proclivities such as pleated sleeve seams and cuffs (e.g. Vintage White Pussy Bow blouse)

1. Legendary actress and Princess of Monaco, Grace Kelly was vintage white pussy ("VWP").

2 or 3. That woman is VWP!

by RXS1971 April 16, 2011

two finger pussy dance

The at home cat massage technique that will have your cat saying ME-OHHH YEAH!

Uneducated Person: "What are you doing to your cat?"

Educated Person: "Two finger pussy dancing! The two finger pussy dance is the only way to MAKE YOUR OLD PUSSY PURR LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!"

by izakt July 13, 2011

Drunken Pussy Circus (DPC)

A Drunken Pussy Circus is a get-together, usually at someone's house, where guys will invite easy girls and sluts with the intention of getting them drunk. Then the guys get them to do dumb stuff like take off their clothes, kiss each other, and engage in sexual activites with them. This term also includes meetings where people just want to drink, smoke, and have random sexual relations because they have nothing better to do. A girl who gets invited to a DPC is know as a Drunken Pussy Cunt (also, a DPC).

Last night John's house was one wild Drunken Pussy Circus (DPC), it was off the hook!

by annettev April 20, 2006

peter peter pussy eater

Male genitalia that devours vagina.

He used his pussy eater all night long.

by Christine February 13, 2004

I don’t eat pussy

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.

Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

Dip Shit Pussy Bitch

What you say when you couldn't care less about the person talking, or if they are just so goddamn stupid they should screw a goat at a zoo. No comeback has ever been invented to combat this insult.

Teacher: Remember, Pythagoras' theorum is c2=a2+b2

Student: Pythagoras has an ass in his books!

Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT?

Student: Fuck you goddamn dip shit pussy bitch!!!

Teacher: ...

by J03pH1SH November 14, 2009

Pussy Ass White Boy

a white boi who talks shit but cant back it.

mike who hits girls cuz he cant hold his own to a guy.

by white chocolate January 17, 2004