rock hard balls

when your testicles harden to an extent

" My balls have been rock hard for weeks! "

" let me soften them ;) "
" you might have rock hard balls! "

" Thanks mate :) "

by slaygirlie June 1, 2023

Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 22, 2021

Conq and ball torture

The act of smashing someone's ballsack with your spiked flail

Person 1: its time for Conq and ball torture!
Person 2: oh god please no

by sadmortem August 29, 2020

Chin’s ficken balls

When a sumo wrestler tucks their balls up inside them to protect them when they are going to have a fight.

Boris: Have you tucked your balls up yet Jeremy?
Jeremy: yeah I’ve got chin’s ficken balls

by Cheeesehoe December 13, 2019

Fuck it, let's ball

The beginning progress of 'Fuck it, we ball.'

Beta Male 1: Man that bitch hurt my heart
Beta Male 2: you gotta get through it somehow
Beta Male 1: Fuck it, let's ball

by og_Fainted July 23, 2022

Balls deep or not at all

To go all in on something, or not even bother doing it at all.

- A phrase invented by Chris Shields back in 2018.. which is his own personal mantra realting to every task in life

"If we're doing this, we're doing it properly - Balls deep or not at all"

by Chris Shields Online April 15, 2020

Ball bearing jackass

Another term for a motorcycle. Mainly a blue collar and or redneck term, although the two are not synonymous. You will hear this term most often said in regard to a chopper or bobber.

Clint: Hey man, gonna ride the ball bearing jackass to school today?

Ed: Nah, that'd be a death wish today with how slick the roads are.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017