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Sex Story

uh, what are you doing looking for sex stories on the internet ya nasty
stop being a horny motherfucker looking for a sex story
by kayley bustera March 15, 2019
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oral sex

Lick the gusy Dick for some do or Bling Bling
i suck him so bad that he gave me his diamond necklace
by kayley January 31, 2004
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Nub sex

The act of intercourse between two amatuer "nubby" people
Yo did you hear about that nub sex john had with his girlfriend?
by Matthew & Gary May 3, 2004
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oral sex

The act of making love verbally, and through sounds, usually that of an animal.
"Oral sex? Why certainly, I'll phone you right away!"
by Atolmazel July 28, 2004
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twit sex

To have sexual relations with a twit. A person who is unknowledgeable of everything.
"Hey hunnie want to fuck me?" Sexy Female1
"DUHH WHAT?!" twit
"oooo I like you, this will be some fun twit sex ill be having". Sexy Female1
by Cater June 24, 2006
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Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.
Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.
by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016
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Monkey Sex

When some small brain gamer plays like shit in a video game
Kirbs you're really out here playing like monkey sex.
by Jayke903 October 5, 2019
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