golden cock syndrome

What guys have when they just got laid. They become unmotivated to work on new girls and are more likely to stay home than hang out with the guys.

1. Steve's had golden cock syndrome ever since he started banging that model. He never comes out anymore.

2. I finally got Jen in bed last night. My cock is a little golden right now so I think I'm going home after this Miller Lite.

by zen22 July 8, 2010

hold my cock

A very good comeback to an insult when you have nothing else to say

brian: what the fuck are those on your feet!
dave: hold my cock

by DeezNutzJus4u May 4, 2016

soften your cock

When a penis is erect but you are not you are not horny or in the position for some sexual interaction your penis then needs to not be erect.

that will soften your cock.

by Mandingler April 16, 2017

cock kneading nympho

A chick that is always asking for your cock, she never stops..all she wants to do involves your penis .. she plays with your cock as you sleep, kneading it into a woody.
cock kneading nymphos are never satisfied no matter how much you fuck her;

he awoke abruptly with her hand gripping his hard cock and thought to himself that cock kneading nympho is doing it again.. even after I oogla googla googla moo , she still wants to have big dick , fuck all day !
(i.e. oogla googla googla gee)

by StephsToyz June 24, 2010

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover December 13, 2006

cock stench

A term generally used to define a brutal homosexual. The term implies that because of frequent oral sex that one gains the aroma of someone else's "member".

Yo Cock Stench ! You got a problem with women dawg ?

by MDog221 September 7, 2008

cock of the school

1. someone who thinks wayyyy too much of themselves and thinks that they are really popular...when everyone really knows theyre a whore...
2.the hardest lad in the school (usually a chav) that will go round beating people up for the sake of it cos he knows he can...
3.a person who will look down on anyone who isnt with the in-crowd and treat them like shit...
4. Ragena George of the movie "mean girls" is the perfect cock of the school.

Cock of the school: wow everyone loves me!!cos I'm so beautiful and popular and i was the first to lose my virginity!!!
Best friend: yeah everyone loves you!!(thinking: why can I be you!!)

(meanewhile a outcasted punk/emo walks past)

girl: (mutters to herself): u fuckin whore...no-one likes you...(rolls eyes)

by Jayne-x November 11, 2006