A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.
Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!
Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.
Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.
Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!
by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012
Get the One Week Washermug. Oh! Right! That last one wasn't supposed to be the next one but I forgot. Parental Dictatorship! One thing you hear a lot is "The had to steal because the needed to feed their family"
Hym "See, this was supposed to be the next one before the alien one but I forgot and then I fell into a convenient rejoinder to this one and here we are. Parental Dictatorship! All of the immoral things are justified if it's done in the name of programming the people I have unquestionable dominion over! And my NEED to have dominion over THEM... Requires me to have dominion over YOU... Which means I need to YOU to cede control of your own behavior... To ME... Because I need to feel as though you are sufficiently under control... And if I DON'T... Well, then I need to find a way to MAKE YOU DEMONSTRATE PERFORMATIVELY that you are willing to allow me to control your behavior to some extent... Because if I'm not in comtrol of you... YOU AREN'T GOING TO CONTROL YOU RIGHT! Parental Dictatorship! It's why when Russell Brand (allegedly) rapes little girls it's 'bound to happen' but when people being kept in an artificial state of poverty do it they need to be 'given hell' by a sniveling, whiney, crybaby bitch of a gomer. He's rich and famous! Why would he NOT think he's just gets to do whatever he wants? And he's a parent now! So, he's redeemed. Redemption by way of a women shitting out a fuck-trophy for him. He's been anointed by the priestess and is, therefore, ome of the chosen."
by Hym Iam December 30, 2023
Get the The Next Onemug. One direction the boyband who promised to come back after a short hiatus break and people are still waiting 5 years later. But Zayn, Louis, Niall, Liam and Harry are doing a pretty good job with their personal careers.
by @unfuckwitableZj on twitter :) February 6, 2021
Get the One Directionmug. A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.
by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021
Get the The Real Onesmug. To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
by Chris Memes January 15, 2009
Get the Harry One Offmug. by Old_Salty June 6, 2021
Get the One bean banjomug. Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.
by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025
Get the One Millimeter Defeatermug.