ball-less chris

a legendary man who loves bananas but only when they are baked... i will not explain his backstory here

anyone heard of ball-less chris
oh shit man dont mention that legend lightning will strike you

by synonym!? March 24, 2022

Ball bag blitzer

Grabbing onto a set of ball bags firmly and twisting, just like a nipple cripple.

‘Man, pissed my woman off and she gave me a ball bag blitzer.’

by Nateonymous June 8, 2018

Golden ice balls

Fireball, rumplemints, and goldschalger. No fire and ice for chewsky!!!!!

Can I get a golden ice balls? NO CHEWSKY!!!

by Chewsky September 2, 2022

Sumerian Ball Fucker

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.

Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.

by B. Ballard January 7, 2021

Vietnamese ball buster

When you use a mortar and pestle to crush ur nuts into an oblivion for the fish guts stew

You should try some fish guts stew I did a lot of Vietnamese ball buster for this it will be good

by Voiddddd September 30, 2019

Vertical bowling ball

To lift up a woman by her genitals. Two in the pink, vagina, and a thumb in the stink, anus.

That woman is so sexy. I'd like to give her the vertical bowling ball.

by Fart Ham Dan October 31, 2017

verbal ball massage

Verb

Definition: To be overly kind to a person just because you work with them.

Tyson is really good at giving verbal ball massage, made them feel all sorts of happy even though they just pushed up our deadline to tomorrow

by Snuffi August 23, 2022