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Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder

Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) not to be confused with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is a mental illness where an individual ,in most cases a male incel, suffers episodes of delusion and hysteria due to the loss of unobtainable pussy.
Chuma: Bro did you hear about R-Boy? Their crush tricked them into watching her get her salad tossed.

Brantly: Awh hell nawh he def’ caught a case of Pussy Traumatic Stress Disorder!
by vinhfumblethebag2timer March 7, 2022
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J sunny pussy z

J sunny pussy z has an enormous pussy that is even bigger then the pussy of a white whale. It also gets more sun then the entirety of the UK.
person 1 Have you ever met J sunny pussy z?
person 2 No, but apparently his pussy is even bigger then that of a white whale.
person 1 Awesome
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Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.
Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.
by Steve Penis October 7, 2007
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When a being with a vaginal orphus rubs her labias up and down the side of a male or female's face causing vaginal residue to combine with their sideburns to make them more full and defined.
Nicki will put this pussy on your sideburns during the song Bedrock.
by PokemoNTickleR December 10, 2009
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Wah, my pussy hurts!

Exclamation. It's a retort to someone who is whining about something rather trivial. It is said among dudes to indicate that their compadre is acting like a little girl...
Dude 1: I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: Dude, you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!

Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
by Leif June 10, 2006
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vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement
that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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National eating pussy day

On June 28th every year, go and get some pussy, and eat the pussy up good! Have her breathing heavy and body shaking!
Today is where eating pussy is allowed on national eating pussy day.
by James_____ June 24, 2019
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