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donkey ball scales

When a male or female cum on the males genitals and is left for more than two days without being cleaned looks like scales.
On Tuesday Tim said to jim look at my dank donkey ball scales man I've had them since Saturday.
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Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.
I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasnโ€™t doing enough tummy time with my baby.
by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019
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Texas Ball Tease

The act of dangeling your testickles right above your partners face, while pointing a Smith & Wesson 500 Magnum 'Bone Collector' towards your partners anus.
-Me and Jessica tried the Texas Ball Tease yesterday!
-Are you mentally ok?
by Rydotra October 11, 2021
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Cock and Ball Torture

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant.
Person 1: I like cock and ball torture, it feels good.

Person 2: what the fuck
by Stroder's Dictionary of Memes February 20, 2022
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fortnite sussy balls

flu mixed with cancer and fortnite in one flavor
by cancer flu11 October 5, 2022
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Golf Ball Employee

An employee that won't move unless you hit them with something (metaphorically speaking). An employee who lacks initiative and the ability to grasp the "big picture."
She is such a golf ball employee she won't learn anything new unless she fears for her job.
by amberinabq July 14, 2013
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