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D-Bag

Short for dooche bag, used when adults of authority are close by.
You spilt orange soda on my dress you d-bag!
That d-bag Tim broke my guitar
by Brian2343 March 13, 2009
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bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023
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A Bag

Someone who is dirty and does disgusting things. One who lies, cheats or steals. Short for dirtbag.
Omg Karen, Dustin smells awful today. Omg Cyndi I know, he’s such a bag.

Kyle is a bag.
by Chrispen VonWordsenberg January 15, 2020
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Possible bag

Survival kit contains items that allow the possiblity of survival in minimalist conditions such as in the wilderness or after a natural disaster.
Nate never went into the woods without his possible bag.
by Top5Player July 24, 2021
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no bags friday

When you don't bring a bag to work on a Friday because you are going out for Friday night drinks and don't want to leave your bag at the bar because you're too shitfaced
"Yeah I'm down for Friday night drinks"
"Sweet, don't forget, no bags Friday"
by Jacko012 June 4, 2018
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Hell Michigan Bee Bag

The Hell Michigan Bee Bag is where a person typically male shoves a small plastic bag full of alive bees in their urethra.

The act can be done with any genital hole. But it is more commonly the urethra.
I don't know if I'm ready for the Hell Michigan Bee Bag.
by anonymous August 5, 2025
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Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.
Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.
by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023
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