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Cotten headed niggie muggins

An insult from elf in which means “stupid” or you “don’t belong” in a group of people
Just admit it. I’m a Cotten headed niggie muggins.
by lol claie November 18, 2019
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purple headed yogurt spitter

A purple headed yogurt spitter is a nickname for a man's genitalia.
"john looked down with a shy smile as Jenny took his purple headed yogurt spitter into her mouth with vigor"
by Stefan the English Man December 22, 2015
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Look at the top of his head

When someone gets a very bad hair cut you say this
by FelireLmao September 21, 2022
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turtle sticking it's head out

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.
"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!
by Uncle Lee May 22, 2016
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national pillow on head day

National pillow on head day is a special day every year on February 21st.

National pillow on head day started when Christopher Stephenson the 2nd suffered from a serious case of brain cancer and wanted to bring awareness in order to get donations for his rare disease.

Unfortunately on February 21st 2012 Christopher passed away at the age of 47 he left a wife and 4 children.

His wife, Marcie decided to keep this case of awareness going to raise money for the "Pillow on head Orginazation" which is still trying to find cures till this day.

Edit- please hashtag #pillow_on_head_day and post on all social media websites and together we will find the cure.

R.I.P Chris.
"National pillow on head day" is a wonderful day.
by Itaiiiiii February 21, 2017
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head up rectum visualitis

An attitude of superiority while being in a constant state of confusion. Or situational temporary feeling about making a mistake, I.e., hide sight is always 20/20.
I didn't see that coming, because I had head up rectum visualitis.
by mministerGW3 June 6, 2017
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National give head day

This wonderful day is celebrated on the 1st of july
Did you know its national give head day today?

Oh, is it already the 1st of July ?
by Bentrin June 28, 2021
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