covid bitch

A person who uses coivd19 as an excuse to not attend an event or see a person.

1. Hey, where's Lachlan Bernie tonight?
2. Yea na, he ain't here. His a covid bitch!
1. What a friggin dawg ay.

by Jigaboo123456 July 4, 2020

Covid-Daddy

Noun; a man who gives his significant other Covid-19

I was feeling fine till I got sick from my Covid-Daddy

by Mobilepreacher July 15, 2020

Covid Facemask

When your partner is eating your ass and your balls are draped over their nose covering both their nose and their mouth, making it difficult to breathe, and all they can smell is ass.

"I gave my girlfriend a Covid Facemask and almost killed her."

by Cameron Greene October 3, 2020

COVID-19

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.

Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?

Gerald: Um..... Yes?

Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!

by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021

Covid-19

A virus that killed millions of people around the world to the point china banned the game Plauge Inc

The reason why they banned the game is that people named their virus Covid-19 which disappointed them now its banned

Covid-19 is an abbreviation for COronaVIrus Disease 2019

The best way to not get the virus is by Wearing Mask, Social Distancing, washing your hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING in your house, and hand sanitizer or stay quarantined

"WARNING: New Virus introduced as Corona Virus Disease 2019 or COVID-19 for short the government recommends you wear a mask, social distance yourself, wash hands with soap, disinfect EVERYTHING, and use hand sanitizer (or just stay quarantined) Goodluck and God Speed

" Day 1: Can't believe we have to WEAR MASK but at least I won't die.
Day 2: I have finally gotten used to SOCIAL DISTANCING and at least we have social media
Day3: Oh man I've touched so many things that could've had covid I'm going to WASH MY HAND and USE HAND SANITIZER
Day4: My son got the virus due to this I made him DISINFECT EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE but it's for the best"

by SilencedMyth March 19, 2021

Covid Dick

When a man gets the clot shot and his dick shrivels up and goes limp.

I don't know which is worse, getting a Covid shot and dying or getting a Covid shot and getting Covid Dick? Essentially you are dead either way.

by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022

COVID-19

Black Hole Sun has finally come.

COVID-19 is washing away the rain. 👍

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021