Scotty-no-trains

Someone who is great at counting and is smart, but has no trains in Mexican dominoes.

"Oh no, Scott can't play. He has no trains. Looks like this guy is a Scotty-no-trains amiright"

by Sofa King Nastie June 5, 2020

braid train

A group of males (or women) who get in a train formation and braid each other's hair.

Let's head to the handicap stall and board the Braid Train! It's Friyay so I think fresh braids would really get the weekend off to a fab start!

by BraidTrain October 2, 2017

train bass

The low rumbling bass line produced by an idling train (or trains) up to a mile away. Permeates walls, double glazing and your brain. Equivilent to approximate 1000 boy racers idling in the car park.

Worker #1: That train bass is particularly intense today.
Worker #2: Indeed, been going all morning!
Worker #3: Dudes, I couldn't hear it before you said that... now its melting my brain.

by Siiimon December 13, 2008

Trim Training

The act of committing a savage yet purposeful man-handling on your "downtown district".

- "Hey Mortimer, Check out the chick on the cover of the new FHM.."
- "Man, she's Grade A, Gerald! **snatches magazine** If you need me i'll be in the bathroom trim training!!!"
- "You salty dog you...."

by Jay B. R. March 16, 2008

train game

Sexual role-play involving two or more participants whom imitate Thomas & Friends.

Matt: How about a little train game?
(Michelle bends over)
Michelle: Who's this dirty little engine? Come on! Don't be silly! Don't be silly!
Matt: Trickety-trock! Trickety-trock! All right! All right!

Michelle: That's better. That's better.

by slingin January 15, 2018

Train holing

When your dick unintentionally goes through the small hole in your underwear

My dick keeps on fucking train holing and it’s really annoying

by Poopybumshitholecunt March 11, 2018

Training Puppy

A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy

Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children

by t_210 August 4, 2010