I like mushrooms

This means that the person is a wlw or nblw.

"Hey Emily, I like mushrooms."
"Yeah mushrooms are nice I guess?"

by zephyr is a bad bitch February 13, 2021

curly mushroom head

when that lesbian bitch in the front of your class room has hair that looks like a retarded mushroom with a curly top.

Damn liam look at that bitch with the curly mushroom head.

by wetcock69 May 28, 2016

SHIT-aki Mushrooms

A word equivalent to Shit but you cover yourself up very slyly because an adult was nearby.

( someone scares you) Ah SHIT-aki Mushrooms!

by Coverups322 July 21, 2017

feel like mushrooms

Hung over; tired; shortened version of "feel like shitake mushrooms", which is an attempt to say "feel like shit" without technically saying 'shit'

You don't look too good today.

Yeah, man, I feel like mushrooms

by Y-Ganger November 5, 2007

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.

All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

by Jason foeler (The Shank) May 5, 2005

mushroom effect

describing the fat that hangs from a girl over her pants; it appears like a mushroom

dude look at that girls jeans there soo tight she's got a mushroom effect

by alfonso martinez December 9, 2007

Artificial Mushroom Stamp

When you smack someone across the face with a dildo.

guy 1- dude why are you holding a dildo???
guy 2- to smack you in the face.
Random hobo- ARTIFICIAL MUSHROOM STAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Venix13 January 11, 2010