Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."
by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011
Get the Herpes' Lawmug. A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.
Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.
by girugamesh March 1, 2014
Get the Winston's Lawmug. Despite never performing in the same Rolling Stones lineup, Mick Taylor and Ron Wood are band-in-laws.
by Cutters79 September 4, 2011
Get the Band-in-lawmug. by C Burn August 26, 2013
Get the Peter in Lawsmug. The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.
Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.
by General Macavelli July 9, 2018
Get the Scobienz Lawmug. The komich law states that the addition of beauty, simplicity and cuteness is directly proportional to a super lady called mich which is inversely proportional to other ladies in the universe.
Km=K b+s+c/ol
Where K is constant.
Km=K b+s+c/ol
Where K is constant.
by Your fav girl😘😘 January 26, 2019
Get the komich lawmug. “Wii is the Nintendo of consoles”.
by Kalashnikov 47 June 26, 2021
Get the Andrians Lawmug.