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Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
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crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”
by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022
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Crank

“Me and my home boys cranked…with socks on of course.”
by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021
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Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.
Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?
by jodawg6 April 11, 2025
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crank

crank is a crazy person. like a crackhead baso. so if someone is like bout do something that is a bad idea. They are a crank
"shall i jump from here?" "nah dont😂" *jumpes* *both laughing* " mate your a fucking crank omds"
by gyyyyddrty April 3, 2021
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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.
Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!
by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023
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Crank

The best hand motion while performing oral on a guy cranking or turning of the hand around the penis as the mouth goes down
Dude I could really go for some crank or that crank was the bomb dude Becky gives good crank.
by Hjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg November 15, 2013
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