Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022

Crank

To fuck

“Me and my home boys cranked…with socks on of course.”

by Twatgoddess August 23, 2021

Cranking Hog

Masturbation, specifically for men.

Yo are you Cranking Hog or Filcking Bean?

by jodawg6 April 11, 2025

crank

crank is a crazy person. like a crackhead baso. so if someone is like bout do something that is a bad idea. They are a crank

"shall i jump from here?" "nah dont😂" *jumpes* *both laughing* " mate your a fucking crank omds"

by gyyyyddrty April 3, 2021

Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

by AbbysRoad August 11, 2023

Crank

The best hand motion while performing oral on a guy cranking or turning of the hand around the penis as the mouth goes down

Dude I could really go for some crank or that crank was the bomb dude Becky gives good crank.

by Hjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg November 15, 2013