Cookie Pants

the pants you wear before consuming mass amounts of cookies to allow for the stomach to expand rappidly. Often brightly colored and extremely ugly.

*not to be confused with thanksgiving pants

Oh my gawd, Dera ate so many cookies she passed out on the kitchen floor again. Good thing she had on her cookie pants.

by Jessi & Berott January 30, 2009

Unicorn cookies

Cheesey offerings made with smelly white stuff from the unicorns own sweaty bits... Fake gifts given by nasty unicorns....

Always give your enemy unicorn cookies, they will never forget it.

by Piskey Ed June 1, 2021

pussy cookie

A slang term used as an insult or a call for your homies.

Hey what's up my pussy cookies?

What are you some kind of pussy cookie?

by gay faggots October 2, 2016

Pancake cookie

a mischievous cookie that is from the fandom cookie run has committed various types of crimes

this is a joke please dont report me

Random ass cookie : Hey you saw that pancake cookie kill his sister right?!
Other random ass cookie : No.

by onionjuic3 November 16, 2021

Timekeeper Cookie

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.

You’re such a timekeeper cookie!

by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

Shookie Cookie

Kelli said it once and no one knew what she was talking about.

Kelli: Shookie Cookie

Everyone else: huh?

by Fibgo December 8, 2019

giant cookie

The act of building a circular bdsm cage out of wood, wire, and plastic. Then your sub gets in, and rubs whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and fruit on themselves until you can't take it anymore! Then, you pull him or her out, and lick it off until you both cum! It's not discipline: it's play!

It's Friday night and our plans got canceled! Wanna play giant cookie? I'll build! You get in!

by streetcream April 25, 2021