pumpkin twat

A vagina that looks like the meeting curves on a pumpkin. usually seen on sluts and trannies.

Britney Spears has a nasty pumpkin twat

by Alexis B December 25, 2008

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twat tingle

A power women have to sense when a man is being found attractive by other women. This makes that man more attractive.

I wear a wedding ring because it gives women the twat tingle

by superdaveosborne July 4, 2010

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Twat Factory

Someone of such twatitude that they may as well be producing twats from an assembly line.

John: Are you coming to Dave's tonight, kid?
Piers: Nah, lad, that's fella's a fuckin' twat factory

by TomRC March 13, 2012

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Twat Rug

The female pubic hair

I love the softness of her twat rug

by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008

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Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.

Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"

by Siddius October 12, 2010

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twat nag

A person seen as obtaining or trying to obtain sexual contact with a female in a metaphorically "naggy" manner. The tendency to try so hard to attain snatch access could be mis-construed as rapey behaviour.

It didn't matter how many times i said no, he kept asking me to come back to his room for a 'night cap', he's definitely a bit of a twat nag

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016

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