Herpes' Law

Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."

Naw bro I'm clean......Herpes' Law.

by Commonersflaw May 8, 2011

ex-laws

The people who were your in-laws before your divorce.

Ten years after her divorce, she still visits her ex-laws in Croatia.

by Edgy Cathy January 25, 2009

Hagrids Law

When you attempt to enter a committed relationship, all possible attractive people will come out of hiding and tease you with their attractiveness. This is a test of your endurance and ability to stick with that special one.

My gawd where are all these hotties coming from? DAMN YOU HAGRIDS LAW!!!!

by B-dizzay April 29, 2011

Kaden's Law

When your friend thinks you know a bunch of inside stuff but never do because you weren't involved.

Friend: "Hey do you remember that time..."
You: "No. I wasn't there. Kaden's Law."

by Coolocity January 18, 2017

Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons

This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.

by Lsymms December 15, 2013

Hood Law

Things people from the hood have a common sense knowledge of... 1. doing & 2. not doing!

It’s Hood Law that When a Black Woman is disciplining their child in the store or in public don’t say shit OR you might get yo ass beat as well!

by Kween Kellzzzz March 6, 2020

pimp in law

what a mother calls her daughters pimp

person 1: whos that guy that just slapped you

person 2: oh hes just my pimp in law

by blahness09 April 10, 2010