Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.
Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
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did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
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Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?
A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework
Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?
A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework
Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES
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Straight up boss. Not to be confused with racist radio host Alan Jones. Low key wishes he was LeBron James. Would do anything for his squad.
Straight up boss. Not to be confused with racist radio host Alan Jones. Low key wishes he was LeBron James. Would do anything for his squad.
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got rejected by her boyfriend and her best friend.
says shes over james but still is obsessed with him and his 5’4 body
unfortunately james likes dylan not autumn
says shes over james but still is obsessed with him and his 5’4 body
unfortunately james likes dylan not autumn
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