Kitchen Pimp

A person who has viewed every episode of "cooking with Coolio" and is now therefore an expert at ghetto gourmet, pasta like a Rasta, and chillin and grillin'. Kitchen pimps are experts at taking cheap, nasty ingredients that no one wants an making them look appetizing, similar to how a normal pimp uses nasty whores and still makes money. Every true kitchen pimp has a kitchen pimp jacket, look up cookin' with coolio for examples.

guy 1: Yo that guy has mad cookin skills.

guy 2: Ya he's a kitchen pimp now bruh.

by I AM RETEP. August 7, 2017

Pimp slot

(In reality television), the last performance of the night on a show which uses the public vote as the deciding factor, usually the most remembered and least likely to be voted off. Often used by producers to try and sway the vote.

It's obviously rigged for Yasmin, she's had four pimp slots on the bounce.

by Loleeeeta September 22, 2016

pimp in law

what a mother calls her daughters pimp

person 1: whos that guy that just slapped you

person 2: oh hes just my pimp in law

by blahness09 April 10, 2010

Dog Pimp

Any "homeless" person who trades on the pity of animal lovers by having a dog with them to illicit pity (for the dog) and therefore, more hand-outs. Forcing a helpless animal to squat in the inclement weather in order to support their manipulative owner.

I felt sorry for that Dog Pimp and gave him another 10 pound bag of dog food. He seems to go through one a day....

by longrider700 January 12, 2015

pimp wad

a) a large sum of cash (usually bound together with a rubberband) that is carried around by a pimp after his ho's have submitted their daily earnings.

b) representative of a large sum of cash

Dizzle rolled into the dealership dropped a pimp wad and rolled out with a phat Hummer

by DookieDoo August 14, 2006

papa pimp

Papa Pimp aka Papa Gimp 2. / (papa ɡɪmp) / noun. US and Canadian offensive, slang a physically disabled person, esp one who is lame. slang a sexual fetishist who likes to be dominated and who dresses in a leather or rubber body suit with mask, zips, and chains. One who wears glasses with hidden cameras and stalks college campuses 20 years after their eligibility status has expired. A long faced fool who looks like a stunt double for the Easter Islands statues and wears church socks pulled to his knees with a matching Wal-Mart Burberry shorts set. Favorite beverage is Mike's Hard Lemonade.

This dude walks around with hidden cameras thinking hes a pimp but hes 49 years old searching for women at walmart to post on Boxden calling himself papa pimp

by Visionvixen.com April 19, 2022

Pimp kid

A white boy in a classroom who acts like he’s from the hood, and looks like an idiot while doing it. He has most likely never heard of a belt and randomly bursts into trashy rap in the middle of class. Also know as a sound cloud rapper.

“Today pimp kid got really angry because his plastic chain broke.”

by Cryaboutitbozo September 6, 2021