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Crack Macking

The act of licking, chewing, or gnawing on or within the intergluteal cleft. More general than analingus, involving all associated parts.
Oh! Did see Robert Downing Jr. straight crack macking on that chick's ass in "Two Girls and a Guy"?? I bet he has ass breath.
by Luchosi El Poncho May 11, 2010
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Crack Weezy

Crack Weezy is the name derived from Crackle, as in Snap, Crackle, and Pop as in Rice Krispies. It was shortened to Crack to make clear of the subject's habits. Weezy was added to the name to signify the exercise induced asthma that causes the subject to weeze when running. Certain things can help this weezing, however, such as lined softball fields.
A Crack Weezy can be belligerent but if you understand them and how they work you can easily tame them and bring them back down to a rational level within seconds of the onset of belligerence.

Often abbreviated CW or C-Dub
Get 'er done crack weezy!
Run Crack Weezy Run!
C-W how to be!
Work yo wrist Crack Weezy!
Cracckkkkk Weeeeezzzzzyyyyy
by The Towering Inferno October 7, 2009
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Crack Friday

When Christmas Eve falls on a Friday where people shop like it's black Friday on crack.
Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?

No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!
by L Esposito December 24, 2010
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Cracking someone

Laying someone out or beating someone up
“I just cracked his shit“

ill crack you

cracking someone
by realthug420 February 23, 2020
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crack factor

A term used for scaleing the amount of ones crack showing when bending over, usually rated from 1 to 10 (10 being maximum crack and possibly hair/feces)
"Oh man, pull up your pants"

"Crack factor?"

"Fuck man, id say about 7"

"Oh, sorry man"
by Taffysack October 11, 2007
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crack body

When a woman has a nice toned/skinny body that seems to of been shaped with drugs and malnutrition, rather that a workout
by young mad hatter July 2, 2014
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Crack Bitch

A term for a female that is VERY annoying, usually most people in the friend group hate them(if they are even part of the friend group)
Person 1: Natalia is such a crack bitch, I bet she is a whore
Person 2: You bet, her mom is a whore too.
by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022
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