straight eyed

to not be cross eyed.

I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.

by archerychick November 23, 2015

Straight Tich

A girl who seems nice at first only to turn out to be a mega-bitch.

Other common charter flaws include:
dick tease
compulsive nag
make out whore
light weight drunk
mega flirt
super bitch
anal bitch

Guy1) Damn. What do you think about that girl.
Guy2) Don't even think about it. She's straight tich
Guy1) Whatever. Hey Girl! What's up?

Bitch) Nothin' just walkin' (nice)

Guy1) What are you doin' tonight? You should come hang with us.

Bitch) Why so I can hold the camera for your gay porno? Which one of you bends over and takes it from the other or do you trade turns? (mega-bitch)

Guy1) Damn! She is a BITCH!
Guy2) She's STRAIGHT TICH!

by West Omaha Thug October 30, 2009

Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual

-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

Straight Peez

100% cool nothing about it says otherwise

i like those shoes they're straight peez

by VOSSA July 21, 2011

Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021

straight reppin’

When you’re not hiding who you are, keeping it real and representing your hood like a true homie.

Damn, you see that fire muthafucka with the 805 hat? He’s straight Reppin’!

by armerlinsea August 16, 2021

Straight Crimed

When you discriminate against someone for being straight.

Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.

Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.

by Ciiinderellly November 12, 2021