Jersey Bet

A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.

I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.

by T'Rezi July 13, 2016

jersey andrews

literally the best person in the world. go fuck yourself if you think otherwise.

“wow! jersey andrews is the best person in the world! she is so much better than anyone in the world. she litterally solos goku & eren yeagar!”

by arminsgirlfriend July 22, 2021

Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.

Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.

by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010

Jersey boxcar

When someone puts brass knuckles on and fists a girl

I heard she got jersey boxcared last night

by Hiftsxiz October 22, 2014

flores jersey

to wipe your ass with your teammate's jersey before a baseball game.

Hey Duda! Collins really smells like shit today . Yeah I gave him a Flores Jersey. Don't tell anyone.

by dickf December 14, 2014

Jersey Merge

When you’re driving in New Jersey and a Fck head will zip around you just to turn off right away anyway.

Fck head just did a Jersey Merge...

by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2021

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009