cats and kitties

secret way to say ass and titties

That girl had some nice cats and kitties!

by abbagirl January 4, 2018

Kitty Patrol

When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.

Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.

by Juancabeza November 8, 2012

Kitty SnowCaps

Cat turds coated with kitty litter. Fresh one's can be found in the cat litter box.

also known as Kitty Sno-Caps and Kitty Snocaps.

Stupid dogs love to eat kitty snowcaps straight from the litter box.

Mom, the baby is eating kitty snowcaps again.

also

by punkfu December 15, 2011

hello kitty

jazmin bean's best friend lmao

jazmin bean: hail hello kitty, she's so adored (it's actually hail kitty but anyways)

by manelaliaga April 17, 2021

Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse

Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!

by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022

the slippery kitty

The act of lubeing up a cat and throwing it in the air then spreading you ass and hoping it dosent land on your balls

The slippery kitty turned out night into an adventure

by Slippery kitty May 21, 2017

kitty witty

the wittiest kitty of all. and a sweet phrase to say when u are happy!!!

ben: Hi bro
Mickey: Kitty witty ^_^ Hehehehe
ben: OK ur sweet

by sweetnessoftheearth December 26, 2021