Juan

Usually innocent and doesn’t get dirty jokes. Normally shorter than the average person. Tends to hang out with the weird kids.

Juan almost died in a game and he yelled loudly

by AnonymousIntilligence October 9, 2019

Juan

Juan, is a guy who is shy but outgoing when he get close to you. He is funny person. He's a guy you want to date. He will show you off to his homies. He'll tell his mom about you. He's serious about his sport he plays. He loves when you call him cute little names. He'll want to spoon you until you fall asleep. He is a guy everyone wants. If you meet a Juan, don't let him go. He's very sensitive person and easily gets jealous when your around other guys. He wants you, to be his and only his.He falls in love quickly, and can't stop unloving you. Though he gets very confused, so its tricky. A guy with a perfect smile, and eyes you can get lost in.. don't let go

Juan "Yo Jaylen, I think I'm in love with Aaliyah.. wait no, I know I am"
Jaylen " I already knew this by the way you talk about her! Even your mother knows. Me and her talked about it"
Juan "So I tell her, right?"
Jaylen " duh"

by cam.mm October 27, 2019

Juan Mig

It is said that if you are named Juan Mig/Juan Miguel your parents are expecting you to have a large dick.

Ex. Oh he's name is Juan Mig you say? He's a big right? Haha!

by Juan Mig October 19, 2021

Juan

Juan is a very tall outgoing person, with a very handsome smile. He is very funny, smart, and is very fun to be around. He has a great personality, and would make a great boyfriend/husband. He was raised right. He knows how to treat a woman. He is very understanding. He says a lot of dumbshit but its funny. He can be a little corny sometimes but for fun. He likes to make ppl laugh. He cares about the ppl he loves. He's a momma's boy. He is a smoker, he smokes 🍃 25/8. He would probably kill somebody for a good reason. If you have a Juan in your life, keep him. He is a very good person to have in ur life.

person 1: I love Juan so so much
person 2: ik i can see that u are so inlove with him girl!

by ladadeedaladeedoo March 17, 2024

Juan

A black person who thinks he is white, this name is given to black dwarfs who have down syndrome.

Person 1: Where is Juan
Juan: Down here nigger
Person 1: Shut up nigger you're not white, go pick cotton for Gustavo

by Melon Muncher/CP Lover January 1, 2023

San Juan Park

located nicely between Madison and Greenback, San Juan Park is the ultimate place not to drink, smoke or do any kind of drugs. It is not in walking distance of anything important and is constantly empty except for the basketball players. The dirt, glass and tree branches popping out of nowhere will ruin a good time for you if your not sober.

Besides that it's a lovely park, where you can take a nice brisk walk, walk your dog or have a family picnic.

MM: Where is he?!
M: Um....I don't know the exact address but...
MM: What was he doing drinking?!?! Tell me where he is!
M: San Juan Park ma'am. I gotta go, my mom is here and I have to attend the picnic.

by Brittney Sade January 22, 2009

Juan Creepy

causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease by a highly unstable person.

"You get creepy, then you get Juan creepy!"

by Th3Herbalist June 17, 2021