jersey andrews

literally the best person in the world. go fuck yourself if you think otherwise.

“wow! jersey andrews is the best person in the world! she is so much better than anyone in the world. she litterally solos goku & eren yeagar!”

by arminsgirlfriend July 22, 2021

Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.

After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.

by Jeromeo November 2, 2021

Jersey Hamburger

When you're going to pound town and you fold her in half "hamburger style" putting her feet behind her head. There's a proud New Jersian who claims that this is his signature move making it the Jersey Hamburger.

Vinny: Hey Tony, you get a piece of ass last night?
Tony: Yea bro, I have her the ol Jersey Hamburger.

by Fhritp16 July 29, 2016

jersey nose

Rampant pollutants/filth/mold/other allergens in the air in New Jersey cause residents (and visitors of more than a year) to have constant allergies all year.

Oh you're sick in September? Bet it's just that Jersey Nose!

by purplemurple September 20, 2013

Jersey Sober

A New Jerseyan that doesn’t drink, but smokes daily. They most likely drive high often. They consider doing mushrooms, but then remember Jersey ain’t quite Cali or Oregon yet, but with Murphy it might get there. 100% ADHD head.

Person 1: Yo did our DD just take a fat bong rip?

Person 2: Yeah, but he’s Jersey Sober and forgot his Adderall.

by JerziteOn March 29, 2022

Jersey Bet

A foolish, hubris-based bet formed with little to no foreknowledge of the subject of the bet or the participants; resulting in the loser being utterly defeated.

I wouldn't bet that a Filipino couldn't beat a spicy food challenge. That's the epitome of a Jersey Bet.

by T'Rezi July 13, 2016

New Jersey

Simply put, the best state in the Union. Too often, Jersey is judged on Newark and Camden and the slums. But the Jersey Shore and yes not the beach but the shore is the best. Everyone who hates Dirty Jerse should go Down the Shore. We have kickass pizza and bagels, and the best diners in america; food is where its at. We gave you Springsteen and the Sopranos, We have 2 NFL teams in Rutherford. And yeah we do know how to tawk.

New Jersey is a kickass state, the haters should shove it.

by Matt0912 July 21, 2009