onomatelopasaurouseperino disease

onomatelopasaurouseperino disease is a severe condition, in which the fallopian tube--most commonly used in star bucks--turns green and rots away. The rot of the green fallopian tube causes fatigue, irritability, heart palpitations, and Draymond Green to snapchat a photo of his dick. Symptoms include: runny nose, dry scrotum, an erection lasting more than four hours, and child labor.

Patient: "Hey doctor, I believe that I may have onomatelopasaurouseperino disease."
Doctor: "Oh shit! Guys, get on snapchat quick!" Everyone, but the patient, gets on snapchat hurriedly, "Damn, that shit's big!"
Patient: *Dies a horrible painful dreadful uneventful handful death*

by Prof. Meatloaf March 10, 2017

Time Disease

A disease in which an individual exists in all of time and has experienced everything possible that they could experience, so the life that the individual lives is the best possible life they could live.

I would have gone to the party last night, but my Time Disease caused me to stay in.

by Positive Feedback January 31, 2010

kebab disease

When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country

Bruh I think I have the kebab disease finna go to Turkey

by Tacoboi69 August 29, 2019

Trump’s Disease

When you die from an “unknown“ respiratory disease during the pandemic but we’re unable to get tested for COVID19.

Grandma and grandpa died of Trump’s disease and were cremated without a funnel.

by Linguist 2017 March 26, 2020

Moan disease

A disease you can get if you are around a person who moans a lot.

See moaning for the definition.

-a guy moans-

-another guy moans-

Dude that guy gave you the moan disease.

by Thedefinitionleader March 19, 2017

markinsons disease

Markinsons disease is a disorder of the brain that leads to shaking/tremors while trying to record your friends killing it on a skateboard.

Ace: Damn Mitch that's the last time we're taking you filming!
Mitch: WTF, Why, What did I do?
Ace: You can't keep the camera steady to save your life.
Mitch: My bad dude, I was just diagnosed with Markinsons disease :(

by PaidinFull July 22, 2011

Ong's Disease

Ong's Disease (or Ong Disease) refers to an imagined condition in which the sufferer is referred to as having contracted Ong by coming into contact with (or close proximity) to a person considered to be a undesirable, unclean, odd, grubby or unusual.

Ong's disease takes on an added significance if the suffer then contracts a real illness such as a virus or an allergic reaction. The sufferer will be ridiculed by others who will say, for example, "you've got Ong" whilst pointing at the sufferer's affliction.

Ong's/ Ong Disease was dreamt up by a group of young adults after they moved into a house share only to find that their neighbour was a slightly loopy, grubby, annoying lady who would constantly pop around to the house to level accusations of one sort or another. The woman in question was known as Mrs Ong and after one of her visits to the group's home one of the house mates broke out into a severe rash lasting for days, one of the house mates suggested her friend had caught "Ong's disease" from the lady next door.

You've got Ong.
You might catch Ong's if you go in there.
The man contracted Ong's disease after visiting the ladies grubby little house.

by fern1515 December 17, 2012