National Girlfriend day

today is a day were you must hold your girlfriends hand

Boy:Hey it's national Girlfriend day!
Girl:omg cool!

National Girlfriend day is a day where you do stuff with your girlfriend

by Gæsus October 2, 2021

national give head day

June 24th, when you get free head from your girlfriend 👏👏

boyfriend: "ayo its national give head day 👀"
girlfriend: "damn okay say less"

by uwudaddy123 June 23, 2021

Hive Nation

Join Hive Nation or commit die. This is the most op Minecraft server ever.

I think Hive Nation is better than Dream smp.

by 12345670987654567 November 22, 2021

National fuck day

You can fuck anyone you want on the 18th of October and do it to where there satisfied

National fuck day is a national day you can fuck anyone and get away with it

by Julibn October 17, 2019

National Give Head Day

gone head and get some head

Boy: ain’t it December 3rd
Girl: drop ya pants it’s (national give head day)

by Shaaadussy November 20, 2022

National Grab Boobs Day

National grab boobs day is when you can walk up to anyone, anywhere and grab their boobs without getting in trouble

Boy: grabs girls boobs

Girl: what!

Boy: It is national grab boobs day

by Ur mom loves me April 19, 2019

rise of nations (roblox)

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations (roblox)

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025