purple headed poop plow

Purple headed poop plow-- commonly refered to as a penis when used for anal sex.

I'm going to give that girl my purple headed poop plow.

by Pedro Carbejal October 21, 2015

Bald head Scally Wag

Someone with NO hair in the back

She is a bald head Scally wag

by Fuafijzfn April 8, 2020

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.

After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.

by MayFucker March 26, 2019

elton john piano head

head or blowjobs from a person so elite that makes you sing the chorus to Elton Johns’ Saturday Night’s Alright “ou ou ou ouuuuu”.

last night my girlfriend gave me Elton John Piano Head, it was unbelievable

by ched monk July 8, 2022

bald head thunder fuck

One who is bald and tends to tweak out a lot.

Person 1: My life is terrible
Person 2: shut the fuck up you bald head thunder fuck

by ForTehKenny August 6, 2012

peng out of its head

Beyond belief in taste, unbelievable good, extraordinary, exquisite

'Oi Ste, that Big Mac is peng out of its head mate' AK

by BigS87 November 27, 2020

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by bywhjhwf March 30, 2022