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Sucking the Political Cock

Defending an elected official, no matter how corrupt, scandalous, or incompetent they are, just because you belong to the same political party.
I can't believe Ne0Cons are still Sucking the Political Cock of George W. Bush. He truly was the Worst President in History.

After kissing a Politician's ass it is only proper to finish him off by Sucking the Political Cock.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 8, 2010
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Huge Throbbing Cock

A Huge Throbbing Cock is a cock that is especially, and huge, and most likely throbbing with desire. Best if sweating.

It is U.S Federal law that this term be typed with capital letters at the beginning of each word...or else.
I have a Huge Throbbing Cock that effectively satisfies your mom.
by Xhanatos Totentanz July 12, 2007
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cock 'n' balls

Reffering to the whole male organ including the balls and the penis.
by Tim and Chris February 16, 2003
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Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
.
Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.
by Rauchy Rauch April 1, 2008
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Molotov Cock-hole

A word made up by some twat who wanted to get a slot on Urban Dictionary, and if you asked anyone what one actually was, they'd just give you a funny look.
"I need a word to put on UrbanDictionary... let's see.... fire... Molotov cocktail.... Cock.... MOLOTOV COCK-HOLE!"
by The Antitroll August 22, 2011
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tiny hidding cock

when a penis is so small - it hides under layers of body fat - i.e, fat guy cock
Omg girl - you should have seen this "tiny hidding cock" - i had to practically take out the tweezers for that thing

it was hidden away like a scared turtle or something
by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009
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cock-gun blast

The overly messy explosion of semen, cum, sperm, man-juice, etc. all over the face of a woman giving a guy head. To be a proper cock-gun blast, the juice must get in the hair, eyes, nose, mouth, and pretty much everywhere else on the face and other areas.
My ex-girlfriend was takin a lick on my gigglestick one last time and she told me to tell her when I was about to let loose. I timed it just right so that she got a full-on cock-gun blast right to the face.
by Eddie March 18, 2005
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