doing you to your face

people who talk to you as if they are you as a way of being passive aggressive but they know you love it, even if you annoy the hell out of them, and they are sick of you already

"Celebrities are only doing you to your face."
"I never thought about it like that."
"Yeah and they're totally butthurt that you don't speak to them like a human being anymore, too."

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

do you need roblox for your rabloox

what you say to anger 7 year olds but tame them with free robux like a 40 year old single mom

do you need roblox for your rabloox jack
ITS ROBUX FOR MY ROBLOX ACCOUNT AND YES

by why didn't you dab March 4, 2019

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

do do

when people talk past tense about something that happen(s/ed) and repeat the word 'do' in a sentence and automatically you think of poop. if you just said do once the sentence would mean exactly the same thing and may even need fewer words but by adding a do to a do it makes the focus on poo which is a specific thing to do, do you think? so it's ok to giggle or laugh or offer a tissue when someone talks and says do do

i know you say you dont eat poop but you do do that -vs - i know you say you don't eat poop but you do

by urbandodo January 19, 2020

Doing the McCartney

Entering later years playing old-tunes and reminiscing the streets once walked...

"He was planning a quiet night in but ended up Doing the McCartney"

by Captain's Table June 25, 2022

Do si do

To juke somebody; take ones ankles

Do si do'ing that nigga, u gon have to see me

by ValidatedCorn January 30, 2022